February 2012
122 posts
Feb 22nd
Feb 22nd
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Dear Google: FUCK YOU
Everyone needs to read this. Think your online searches for porn are private(s)? Think again. Then read this: https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2012/02/how-remove-your-google-search-history-googles-new-privacy-policy-takes-effect . Side note: I had to go to a google search page and then delete everything in the URL after google.com and type in /history. It wouldn’t let me just go to the...
Feb 22nd
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I need your help!
I’m fundraising for a great charity event on March 3rd: Bed Race for Bridging Bridging is a Minneapolis-based non-profit who supplies furniture and household goods to people transitioning from poverty and homelessness. (Like people who have lost everything due to fire, etc.) It’s a really great cause I totally believe in.  Me and 3 of my work friends have teamed up to raise money for...
Feb 21st
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Feb 21st
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HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS
theseamstress: cosmicmermaidmuse: I’m in a cheeky mood, so… Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait. Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks, tastes or smells unpleasant. Give them a...
Feb 21st
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Feb 20th
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Feb 20th
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Me: ok, I'll be over once I finish blow drying my hair.
Dad: well be careful. You saw what happened to me.
Me: ...
Dad: ...
My dad is mostly bald.
Feb 19th
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“I cut you out because I couldn’t stand being a passing fancy. Before I give my...”
– The Unabridged Journals of Sylvia Plath (July-Sept 1950) (via hermionejg) Yeah, I dated him too.
Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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Yes, I see the humor/irony of my last two posts.
Feb 19th
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I have a feeling today is going to be an...
I walked outside this morning, half awake, still wearing pajamas and not looking my most attractive and was immediately hit on by a guy walking out of my building. And good morning to you, sir. 
Feb 18th
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reblog if a boy has ever called you ugly or fat.
Frankly, this is nothing. My first lover told me I made him “feel sick on the inside” when having sex with me and there was no way he could ever possibly love me. When guys feel scared, insecure or intimidated they lash out by trying to take you down in the most hurtful way possible. This includes feeling self-conscious about being attracted to a woman they think their friends...
Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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You got your head so far up your ass all you see...
*I didn’t mean to make this seam pointed. It popped into my head and I thought it was funny. 
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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I am withholding judgement and opinion.
For now. But I will tell you that I have always been a blues girl and I have always really DISLIKED almost every single thing country. Last year, after hearing some of it, Chad asked me what I thought and I hedged—which isn’t like me (and he called me on that too, ha! He knows me too well). I told him then what I will say now: I don’t know. I want to wait until he is done twiddling...
Feb 16th
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Feb 15th
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Feb 15th
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“I have snot.”
– -Adele omg. Maybe we ARE the same person. (sudafed please kick in soon.)
Feb 15th
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isitsafe asked: Valentine's Day: Bitter or Sweet?
Feb 15th
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Feb 14th
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V-D
I’m actually having a really good Valentine’s Day this year. You have no idea how happy that makes me. Earlier today I was going through the someecards.com site. Man. SOOOOooOooo many inappropriately appropriate cards I wanted to send to certain people. But I’m trying REALLY HARD to be a good girl. * shifts halo * And for some reason I still haven’t received any...
Feb 14th
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