June 2010
Hiatus
It has been, quite possibly, the shittiest year of my life. It started the second week of January and has just continued to slide downhill since then.
I’m not going into all of the details but suffice it to say—today capped it all.
I got in a major disagreement with someone I love very much which could possibly end a friendship I cherish AND this afternoon I finally got some lab results...
sugarflowersltd asked: I think I know how you feel. Being "too nice", "too kind", or "too thoughtful" has backfired for me most of my life. The problem is that people are not used to that, so they automatically ask themselves "What is her motive?". Then when you have to start proving that you just wanted to be helpful, etc. it becomes a chore and you just give up! I'm...
Blonde Thoughts with Handy Jackoffitch
My email box: From: Facebook Title: You’ve been poked by David Ryan Harris From: Date Black Singles Title: Browse Singles Photos!
My first thought: But David’s not single!
Look, no worries: I already gave MYSELF the eye roll and sardonic stare.
It still made me smile though. =)
PLEASE VOTE! Today is the last day!
Please listen, sort and vote for Jim Wolf!!
http://bit.ly/9c47vv or http://apps.facebook.com/sidestagewarfare/ & Choose Boston
Here’s how it works, you have to listen to each song for 15 seconds then chose the one you like best (for head to head) or sort best to worse for the choose 4.
Jim is currently #7 for Boston, let’s see if we can make him #1!!
I want to thank...
Your KaliMa: I'm having one of those days... →
Where I’m questioning everything, doubting everything, doubting myself, and I wish everything would just STOP. I’m having issues with people for no good reason. I either like you or I don’t like you, but right now I’m in this weird in between place with you.
It would be difficult for me to put…
I’ve been having similar issues and the mood swings have made me wonder if something is...
Oh Hai Word Nazi
I just read a really GREAT article, but there was ONE little word usage that annoyed me. I’m starting to see it more and more everywhere I go and yes, I know it’s really ridiculous to get annoyed by these things but… but… but… dang it! I can’t help it!! Yes, it’s petty and small. Yes, there are WAY bigger things out there. This is just one of those things...
This is what an oil-soaked wave looks like →
Just wow.
(via kellyannbrown)
Notes from the Deep End
It’s been a really judgy week and it’s only Tuesday. From work to family to friends…for not telling the whole story to telling too much of the story, for keeping secrets, for not sharing someone else’s secrets, for doing or saying stupid things or for just standing there like a deer in headlights and being in the line of fire…I have been judged. Each time I’ve...
Your KaliMa: Auras: This happened to me when I... →
I’ve been told my aura is bright pink. With sparkles.
This doesn’t happen often but I do occasionally see colors that aren’t there… meaning I can see them and other people can’t, and no, there is nothing wrong with my eyesight, I have perfect vision.
I was reading something and when I looked away I saw purple. Now I know damn well there was no…
Uh huh
A paraphrased quote from this Wookie I know. (Which was immediately followed by me telling him to shut the f*&k up. Because I’m eloquent like that.)
“I’m just a giant, trying to hold the little boy’s hand and I know—whatever I do—I’m going to crush the little boy’s hand.”
Or, you know, you could totally change someone’s life for the better....
“Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth...”
– Bob Marley (via styla73)
5 things I love about living on the edge of the...
1. the natives are colorful
WHOOPS! I mean:
2. the music thumping into my room is diverse
3. I have discovered getting your ass reamed sounds about the same in every language, whether you speak that language or not.
4. Apu’s accent is much more fun when it’s “Yeah baby, right there, right there!! YES! YES LIKE THAT!” instead of “Thank you, come...
Life of a Bearheadedgirl: Are you deeper than John... →
But Frank, darling, you KNOW me. That makes it entirely different. You already know that I have a life offline and heck you know me in that space too, and in *checks calendar* 38 days you will even get to see me in my underpants in New York. (Gosh, I bet you are SO excited, I know *I* am!!)
“Anonymous” obviously doesn’t know me very well and it was, therefore, a fair and...
Don't Stop
This morning on my way to work it was pouring rain and I was once again reminded that people forget how to drive on a regular basis. I don’t get it, but I thought of a few tips while resisting the urge to hop out of my car and knock a few heads.
We ALL pull the occasional bone-headed maneuver on the road, let’s just be honest, but there’s one thing I’ve noticed the...
Anonymous asked: Don't you know that you can't answer 'Yes' to a question starting with 'What'?
Are you deeper than John Mayer?
At first I was annoyed with an anonymous person asking me the previous post’s question. But then I started looking over my posts both here and over at my real blog: http://blog.fatgirldiet.com and it sort of hit me that my online “self” (if you will) has become very shallow, one-sided and non-comunicative. Previously (on My World is Fucked Up [aka my old blog, aka that old...
Anonymous asked: Did you join Tumblr just to try and communicate with John Mayer? I started following you assuming there was a different side to you other than super-fan and hoped to see some entertaining posts. But all you really post are "responses" to John. I have a feeling you're more interesting than that. Am I right?
one forty plus: Soap Operas →
Congratulations, you have officially been sick too long.
In the fictional universe of Soap Operas, do you think Soap Operas exist? Most movies acknowledge that movies exist. Most TV families own a television. So do Soap Operas play against a backdrop where somewhere in their universe on television a Soap Opera is playing? And if so, don’t you think at…
This has been one of my favorite songs for a long...
Anonymous asked: What is the Unicorn Maneuver, and is it as impossibly filthy as I hope it is?
“You’d be pretty hot if you weren’t so fucking ugly!”
– Well *I* think you’re pretty hot. Maybe that’s just me…
(via sonnydisco)
15 minutes of focus: The difference between men... →
Unless it’s a Mayer. Then … God help you.
bunnyears:
Kinda of ironic for me to have read this today… at this moment. Made me chuckle. So true.
shlyndvnprt:
Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They...
What did the surprised Oxide Magnesium say?
Hee! Nerd.
wenyee:
fuckyeahchemistry:
OMg
Reinvention
There is nothing so amazing as man’s constant need to reinvent himself.
*blink | blink*
The cursor sat there blinking for quite a while after I wrote that, the blank page reminding me that in many ways our lives are just like that: a blank page waiting to be written.
Sometimes its easy to lose track—to completely lose sight—of what is going on within you, to you and around you and then...
Vote for Jim Wolf!
http://www.ourstage.com/judge?channel=333-john-mayer-boston-ma
You may have to log in with like Facebook. Annoying bullshit, but there you go. Click the “judge” tab. Then on the right click on the “head to head” then you have to listen to ALL the artists to vote. Such crap.
Vote for Jim anyway, he deserves to win.
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Possession is 9/10ths
Dear @JohnCMayer
I have been informed* that you belong to me. I wanted to let you know that I take such matters very seriously. Please consider this post your official notice of possession. Because, after all, it’s only FAIR when you claim ownership/possession of someone to inform that other person, wouldn’t you say? (I would) Also, please be aware that I am highly possessive (like...
Tara's Treasures: UPDATE →
The ERCP (Endoscopic Retrograde Cholangiopancreatography) brought about another wave of attacks and my liver enzymes were elevated again. The doctor also did a Bialary Sphincterotomy (cutting of the sphincter or muscle that lies at the juncture of the intestine with both the bile and pancreatic…
Feel better soon honey! You’re in my thoughts and prayers. Love & light your way....
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