If they mated...
Back in the day, when Conan O’Brien actually had his own show, there was a segment called “If they mated” that was really funny. Ok, so this one is a little fruity, but you can’t compare apples to oranges… If they mated … Or can you?
I'm not cheap.
Girl: What kind of headphones do you use?
Me: Sony, they're awesome.
Girl: Hmm. These (offbrand) ones are $10 cheaper, I'll go with them.
[2 weeks later]
Girl: the sound in these headphones keeps cutting out!
Me: My Sony ones are awesome.
Girl: I'll just get a new pair of (offbrand), they're $10 cheaper.
[4 months later]
Girl: AAARRGH!! *bang bang* These headphones aren't working again!
Me: My Sony ones are still awesome.
Girl: but they cost so much more.
Me: Not really. I've only had to buy them once...
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A wise wookie once told me, “Don’t over think it.” But you WILL and your mind will eat circles in your brain while it’s running around until you’ve destroyed everything that makes any kind of sense. And when all sense is gone, and all that’s left is the crazy shit, that—THAT’s when you’ll know you found the real stuff. There’s a special kind...
I define forgiving as letting someone back into your heart. This returns us to a...– Robert Karen, Ph.D | Submitted by christinakim. (via quote-book) (via beyondtheepiphany)
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This morning on Facebook I friend requested the first boy to ever say, “I love you” to me. He’d put it at the tail end of a mix tape he’d made me of the band, Art of Noise. It was weeks before I even knew it was there because when the last song ended I always fast-forwarded the tape and flipped it over. But one day I was distracted and couldn’t make it to the...
Are standardized tests biased against students who don’t give a shit? (thanks @Tar_Balls) We need to test these kids on what they know, not on what we want them to know! The purpose of school is to prepare our kids for the real world, and in the real world people don’t give a shit. I <3 the Onion. I used to read it *muffled* years ago, when it was just a newspaper, before...
When I say, “I love you”, it’s not because I want you or because I can’t have...– Joss Whedon (via beyondtheepiphany) This resonated very much with me. When I tell someone my feelings it’s not because I have ulterior motives, it’s because in that moment it felt right and in that moment NOT saying anything betrays who I really am, because it’s a simple need and...
When I was a kid, my dad once left a note on the...
You never send ME cock Sonny to the D and I need it WAY more than you do. ;-) sonnydisco: Some people have sex, others hike. Some enjoy good food and conversation. I play with my dog and find cocks to send electronically to my friends.
Gingers DO have souls!! Although, if this guy represents the Gingers I might be glad I’m actually a blonde. #justsayin
I've become spoiled.
I was listening to a live recording of Taj Mahal with my dad earlier tonight and I realized how spoiled I have become for a live show. I kept thinking how if Chad were in charge of the sound, what I was listening to would be 1000 times better. The brash edge there would be gone, that instrument wouldn’t be over-powering that one over there, the guitar would sound more on the top level and...
I never fail to be amazed at the ability of just a little bit of poop to cover...– Dr. Ann Tandy (good friend, professor of English Lit, mother of 2)
I have always fallen in love fast and without measuring risks. I have a tendency...– -Elizabeth Gilbert (via Heffervizen) This is the portion *I* like. Mostly because (for better or worse) this is me. It often causes me a lot of pain, but I would rather be this way than emotionally dead or so scared of emotional attachment I run from everything.
Esoteric isn’t the word I would use here, but my mama always said if I can’t say something nice just say … jhnmyr: Tumblr should just change its name to “Reblogged: Soupsoup” and get it over with. Update: Esoteric, I know.
Jon was actually crazy...
There’s this really great Tumblr blog out there called Garfield minus Garfield. http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/ I’ve been aware of the strip for a while now but just recently stumbled across the Tumblr page. I originally found out about it several months ago from my friend Beck when she posted a few of them on facebook and a few things about a series of original Garfield’s that...
We all think we’d do something differently if we had the chance but why...– A reminder to myself.
The thing is we all have limits and perfection is just an idea that can apply to...– Anna Pera (and English is her SECOND language!)
Can’t. Stop. Laughing. nickholmes: I tried not to like this.
Study: iPhone grippers have more sex than Android... →
I got news for the both of you: Android users aren’t getting laid either. And it’s been so long, I’ve forgotten what color a REAL penis is…. Florescent purple, right? With the little face on the tip??? That’s realistic, isn’t it? tonytwotimes: sonnydisco: I would throw a monkey wrench into this study, because I have an iPhone and have no idea what a vagina...