February 2011
I missed you
I missed you tonight. I saw a picture of you and my heart ached because I remembered your smile and I,  I could almost hear your laughter. For a moment it made me smile but then…it just made me miss you more.  I missed you tonight. There was a song that played and it reminded me of when you played it for me and I, I could almost feel your arms wrapped around me. Holding me, squeezing me. ...
Feb 1st
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Dog Sledding
Look, officer, the assailant wasn’t a midget. I’m telling you, it was this tiny little dog in a red sweater. He pushed me off my sled and then slid off with it!! No. Really!!  nickholmes:
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Effects of Kissing
And if he pulls my hair at the same time, I will actually swoon.  roulettedare: Effects of Kissing: Long kisses are beneficial to our circulatory system. When kissing, our pulse rate is quickening up to 110 beats per minute. This is a great training for our cardiovascular system. After kissing, the lungs work harder, resulting in 60 inhales per minute compared to regular 20 inhales. Such...
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BILL COSBY - A MUST READ
This isn’t just applicable to one group. This applies to every single one of us. Wake up America!!  kalimadevi: The Reverend Jesse Jackson almost never gets upstaged and I had never seen the Reverend Jesse Louis Jackson cry in public until last month. Jackson invited Bill Cosby to the annual Rainbow / PUSH conference for a conversation about the controversial remarks the entertainer...
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Clients from Hell
As most of you know, I’m a Graphic Designer, and if you didn’t know before—well you do now. I’ve been doing graphic design for well over 10 years. You don’t need to know how many over. A little while ago I found this tumblr site: http://clientsfromhell.net/ It makes me laugh every day. If I haven’t had one of those clients, I know someone who HAS, or I’ve...
Jan 28th
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I feel sick
I filled out my unemployment application today and was given an “estimate” of my weekly benefit. It shocked me that the number HAS NOT CHANGED since about the last time I was unemployed, which was almost 10 years ago. (I was laid of on Sept. 11, 2001)  As you can imagine, a lot of prices on things have increased significantly in the last 10 years. Like oh, EVERYTHING. The amount of my...
Jan 27th
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Exciting news: my entire album "Sleeping With...
I’ve always believed in you @Jim_Wolf this is AWESOME news!  jimwolf: Exciting news: my album “Sleeping With Strangers” has been licensed to be used in the upcoming seasons of MTV’s The Real World, E!’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians, VH1’s “Saddle Ranch”, E!’s “Married To Rock” and Oxygen’s “Bad Girls Club”. Keep an eye out for it.. or an ear!
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Dear OldFembot
You totally made me LOL.  No worries. =)
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Oh! Hay! Why the long face?  caitinlv: carlmayer: The Oscar nominations were announced today, and I’m more than a little shocked that Sarah Jessica Parker wasn’t nominated.  Her performance in the title role of Secretariat was a revelation, goddamn you. You’ve been waiting for months to say this, haven’t you?  I hear she likes sugar cubes. A lot.
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What Is Cryogenics?
Hee hee hee.  fakescience:
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Happy Hump Day
It’s feeling more like “slump” day instead of hump day. I remember a few years ago several of us used to post hot guys on each others MySpace pages for “Hug a Hunk” day. I thought I’d revive that for today and maybe give my afternoon a lift so I went on an image search. I found a lot of pic’s like this: And on the same page I found: (wtf??!) Look,...
Jan 19th
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“Because you know me right? You know me so well. You know everything about me, my...”
– I knew you were going to say that.  (via sothenshe) This really deserves a standing ovation. I also want to memorize it for the next fight I find myself in, because if I have THAT good of a comeback, chances are I’ll never get in a fight again.
Jan 19th
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WatchWatch
Oh hay!  nickholmes: Find a way to enjoy your work.
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The New Zodiac
Oh, I’m a Chili. Well that just explains everything! fakescience:
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ListenBelieve the dream. Live the dream. ...
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