March 2011
Why Do Bananas Turn Brown?
the more you know…
fakescience:
“Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth.”
– Buddha
Japan Quake Map: Showing a complete list of when, where and how strong the quakes have been since March 11. Amazing.http://bit.ly/dT598W
Heart wrenching.
“This is a great idea, because everybody’s knows that abortions are a classic...”
– STEPHEN COLBERT, on South Dakota’s Neanderthal laws restricting abortion, on The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
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nattamac asked: Not asking, just saying. Your profile bio is delicious funny.
“Sometimes there are far too many coincidences for them to be truly ‘by...”
– (via nattamac)
Saved Another Post As A Draft
Dear John “I’m going to blog more” Mayer. Thank you. Brief and meaningless, of course, but thank you anyway. Good to know you’re not being tortured by an Albino under a tree in the Pit of Despair.
Now, stop going to the gym. I really like a guy with depth.
Ba doom doom chhhhh
(stop with the eye roll … yours wasn’t funnier)
jhnmyr:
This one was awesome....
SoThenShe ... Cried
This was beautiful. Painful. I’ve been this girl before. In a lot of ways, I am STILL this girl. When you’re constantly bombarded with people telling you how horrible you are, how you don’t fit in, how ugly you are, or uncool, or how awkward you are, or how whatever you do sucks, you start to believe it. It doesn’t matter how old you are. It doesn’t matter if...
llda97 asked: Just a tid bit on "Love & Hate"...
I've been told that in the world of psychology the opposite of love is actually considered to be apathy rather than hate -- always a concept that's intrigued me. When we think about it really -- the "hater" is giving the "hated" a lot of their energy. So when someone "hates" you she is essentially...
I've been told that in the world of psychology the opposite of love is actually considered to be apathy rather than hate -- always a concept that's intrigued me. When we think about it really -- the "hater" is giving the "hated" a lot of their energy. So when someone "hates" you she is essentially...
Meet Dave Owens.
Although, a goodly portion of...
Dictates For A Happy Life
Exactly what I needed to hear, right when I needed to hear it.
Thanks Christy, as always, you are amazing.
bobblablaw:
Molly Lambert: Dorothy Dix’s Dictates For A Happy Life
Smart advice.
mollylambert:
First. Make up your mind to be happy. Happiness is largely a matter of self-hypnotism. You can think yourself happy or you can think yourself miserable. It is up to you. Learn to...
Love & Hate
Someone very wise recently (ok, last night) told me that it is almost just as important to have people hate you as it is to have people love you, and that if you have people who REALLY love you, you will have people who hate you with equal passion.
I can understand that on a mental level, but it still makes my heart hurt.
I think every single one of us has a need to be loved and accepted. Being...
“I can’t understand you. Open your mouth when you speak— Is that some kind of...”
– Hee hee hee. Oh hai @Nick_Sydney
Who was it on tumblr that posted about
He must have been sitting next to mine.
S’ok, just remember… Bitches get stuff done.
kalimadevi:
something along the lines of they say your soul mate or whatever will come along, but I think mine got hit by a bus? Some shit like that.
Well I think my soul mate is not on this planet and maybe got harpooned on a meteor on the way to pick me up. Fuckin aye.
I was thinking about Zombies...
Yes, thank you Ms. Del. Why DOESN’T John write blogs like this anymore?
More of THIS.
Pretty please.
kalimadevi:
jmwristbands.com: I WAS THINKING ABOUT ZOMBIES
jmwristbands:
I WAS THINKING ABOUT ZOMBIES
SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 24, 2006 I WAS THINKING ABOUT ZOMBIES
Are you frightened and exhilarated by the thought of the living dead, but you just don’t know where to get your fix?
You...
Busted! When Private Toys Go Public
My friend Regina posted a link to this article on Facebook and I loved reading it. It was about the embarrassment a lot of women feel about their sex toys making public appearances. It almost makes me wish I had some sort of story like that to tell. “You know, the DOG he just walked out of my room with my DILDO in his MOUTH! In front of my friends and my BOSS. I was so mortified!”
...
kristenhstn replied to your post: Dear Borders
I was just thinking this not too long ago!! An email from them every other day is too much
You only get them every other day? Lucky duck! I get them multiple times a day!! Every day!
Be a Sunbeam.
You know what I’m totally gonna start singing now…
You are my SUNSHINE, my only SUNSHINE…you make me HAPPY when skies are grey. You’ll never know, dear how much I love you…
You always make me happy Suzy. You are my sunbeam.
sooseeh:
Several years ago, I read this a phrase in a book. It struck me for some reason and I decided then, that I would try to do this. It...
Dear Borders
I used to enjoy getting the occasional email from you but enough has become FAR too much!! The constant barrage of emails in my box is driving me insane!! And of course, it all also goes to my cell phone as well, so it feels like a double bombardment.
I used to also enjoy shopping in your stores, but after the constant stream of emails from you I no longer have an interest in shopping there...
On my dashboard...
Is a photo of a naked man holding a sleeping puppy.
I can’t decide if that’s really freaking hot or really stinking cute. Maybe both. It’s tugging at two different types of hormones for me.
Aaak.
Also, to all the men in my life:
Yes, I do realize my phone voice can very easily turn into liquid sex. No, I don’t do it on purpose to torment you. Well. Mostly.
If you...
