April 2011
“He’s not perfect. You aren’t either, and the two of you will never be perfect....”
– Bob Marley I had no idea Bob Marley was such a romantic.   I’ve always believed this. Hopefully, I will one day find a man who is brave enough to share feelings like this with me in the day, instead of hidden in the shadows. 
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lalyhewson asked: Hi, you're a fan of John Mayer? I am also. You know him personally and Carl? How are they? Carl is tall as the John right? They are beautiful in person? Sorry ... nice fill you with questions. But, I love them, want to meet them. :) From now on thanks. Kisses, good night.
Laly...
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If dont gain at least one follower today...
& here I thought you liked @Bunnyears What IS that grilled meat smell?? Hey… Has anyone seen Tara?? kalimadevi: theseamstress: wittygirlsdontexist: after this lunchtimeboredomgradeablogging spree, I’m gonna piss on some bunnies. I swear I will. How do my friends express their anger? They urinate on animals. That’s why I love them. And set things on fire. *flicks bic*
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“We’re all quite mad, really. It’s just that some of us know we’re crazy, accept...”
– - kalimadevi I’ve been watching too much of that show, Criminal Minds. It makes me really realize how close we all are to going from normal crazy people, to homicidally crazy people. 
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Why Did You Buy Me That: Scarred For Life →
Ok, I kinda want one. Yes. Sometimes I’m creepy like that. But not Gacy/Clown creepy. *side eye*  (you know who you are) whydidyoubuymethat: My Mom and I have this inside joke about creepy dolls. So when she found this vintage tissue box cover for $5 at an estate sale and decided she needed to send this over 800 miles to me as a terrifying “surprise,” I thought it was pretty awesome....
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Dear Lane Bryant
Please immediately fire all of your fashion buyers, as clearly, they are confused and/or have no taste. Unless they’re not the ones making the decisions on what to buy—then fire THOSE people.  Is one of the pre-requisites to working for you a loathing for the well-endowed and generous-assed girl? Surely this must be the case if the patterns and clothing cuts are any indication.  You know...
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“‎”Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones...”
– Bob Marley
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How to talk to socially awkward women
I dedicate this to my beautiful, socially awkward women friends. You know who you are. I love you very much you know, and in many ways, this is me too. [ed note: This woman apparently doesn’t know how to use capital letters and I’m too lazy to fix it.) Stolen from a blog written by Brea Grant. Here How to talk to socially awkward women, a (partial) list: 1) don’t expect a...
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BATMAN SUCKS. →
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Looks like soup
So I had another band adjustment for my lap-band yesterday. Last night the scrambled eggs and yogurt I had for dinner went down just fine.  This morning, I got up and made myself a cup of tea as usual. The first couple of sips were fine, but on the third sip I could sort of feel it bounce up and down in my esophagus. Always a bad sign. Relax. Let it go down. Take another sip. Same thing. It sort...
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Parents, don't dress your girls like tramps
The opinions expressed in this commentary ARE NOT solely those of LZ Granderson. madeinbrazil78: By  LZ Granderson, CNN Contributor I saw someone at the airport the other day who really caught my eye. Her beautiful, long blond hair was braided back a la Bo Derek in the movie “10” (or for the younger set, Christina Aguilera during her “Xtina” phase). Her lips were pink and shiny from the...
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caitinlv asked: I have a thing about feet.
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bunnyears asked: I once used slaughtered pig parts to make a snow pig.

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Connecticut only likes dumb cops
Really, having been to Connecticut, I don’t find this shocking.  I’d apologize to the ton of people I KNOW from Connecticut but most of them (except for the one girl who’s hubby is a cop and you know I don’t mean him, K!) would probably agree with me. METRO NEWS BRIEFS: CONNECTICUT; Judge Rules That Police Can Bar High I.Q. Scores Published: September 09, 1999 A Federal...
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Crazy Confessions
Come on over to my ask box and post me a crazy confession and I’ll answer one in return. Ready? GO.
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High School Hooligan
Back in high school I used to hang out with a bunch of skaters. We all thought we were the coolest shit. In the summer, we liked to go off camping by ourselves at a pretty little campground near the St. Croix river. In retrospect, I still can’t believe our parents let us get away with it, even if we WERE 16-18. Although, I had to do some pretty fast talking to my friend Steph’s dad one...
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Let The Record Show
So, lemme get this straight: For your legacy you want everyone to know you memorized the Ghostbusters 2 soundtrack? Everyone knows that movie was grossly inferior to Ghostbusters 1.  And I currently do not have GB2 on my DVR. Nope. Not at all. *cough* jhnmyr: That even though I performed a barely passable version of “Every Little Step” by Bobby Brown at the Brass Monkey tonight, I did take...
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