July 2011
You know what's hilarious?
Having your ipod on shuffle and it goes from They Might Be Giants singing about prosthetic foreheads to Pat Tremaglio, Dan Chilvers and Joe Beleznay singing about a Salad bowl. I howled with laughter.
Only a handful of people will get this, and I’m sorry I can’t elaborate.
It’s really stinking funny though.
Today
is going to be a busy day, I’m going shopping with my mom. When I called her to figure out the time, we ended up getting into a philosophical conversation about focus and the laws of attraction.
So, here is your thought for the day:
Take a few minutes to FOCUS on what you want. Be it that sexy shirt at the mall, a great conversation with the person you’re crushing on, a new...
Happy Birthday Chad Franscoviak
Hope your day is amazing. You deserve it.
Anonymous asked: Hi,
1. Your hair looks great!
2. I wanted to send you a link to Josh Groban on Nevermind the Buzzcocks, but apparently one cannot submit questions with links. So I'll just recommend that you look it up on youtube (season 22 episode 12). Josh is brilliant in it and some time later he even guest hosted one of the episodes (series 24 episode 10)
M.
1. Your hair looks great!
2. I wanted to send you a link to Josh Groban on Nevermind the Buzzcocks, but apparently one cannot submit questions with links. So I'll just recommend that you look it up on youtube (season 22 episode 12). Josh is brilliant in it and some time later he even guest hosted one of the episodes (series 24 episode 10)
M.
Warning:
The Mushroom Stroganoff at Noodles & Co. is NOT Mushroom Stroganoff. It’s not horrible, but if you are expecting Stroganoff, you won’t find it here. And for the love of all things meaty, do NOT get the roast beef. Go for the chicken. Even though chicken should NEVER be in a good Stroganoff.
Now I’m going to have to go out and buy the stuff to make REAL stroganoff.
I’m...
Ryuichi Sakamoto/1996
Dōmo arigatō, Mr. Roboto
I suddenly miss Hairy and need a martini. Excuse me.
WatchA man on a Big Wheel vs a NY City bus.
Guess who wins?
LMAO
WatchWhen God possesses you at the Walmark.
“Ma’am, you’re acting possessed.”
kalimadevi:
I catch the holy ghost in Walmart all the time….
*sigh*
It’s not my morning. I didn’t sleep for shit last night. My face and eyes are puffy, mostly from allergies (and I’m sticking to that story). My apartment building apparently ran out of hot water this morning. So, I didn’t get to wash my hair, or take a shower. I got a cold washcloth and dirty hair.
I feel gross.
Then I get to work and discover we’re out of my...
Dreams
I just spent the night torturing myself in my sleep. Have you ever had one of those nights? It’s like your psyche unleashes it’s deepest insecurities and says, “here, have fun with THAT asshole!”
Think about all the stupid things you’ve done over the past 5 years. Now, condense that down into a barrage of images and sounds that last for 20 minutes in the real world,...
My Horoscope
“Uranus could deliver an unexpected windfall…”
Windfall’s from my anus are never unexpected…
Photo shoot
So my sister has started her own photo studio and has been working on putting some really good portfolio pieces together.
We’re going to do some pin-up shots with me as the model.
We’ve talked about doing this before, so we’ll see how the shots turn out. If there are any good ones I’ll post them.
I’m more used to being on the other side of the camera. This is a...
Yes
I am, in fact, aware that my blog may sometimes seem like the ramblings of a slightly schizophrenic 15-year-old girl.
But, dude! It TOTALLY made sense at the time I posted it!
I guess you’ll just have to trust me on that.
*coughs nervously*
Heart Spirit Mind: Galactic Ocean of Water Vapor... →
I took a year of astronomy when I was a pre-med on my first round of college. (long story) I learned—and saw—a lot of really amazing things. Everyone makes a big deal out of finding water in the universe and yet, while doing experiments in my Chemistry class I discovered it was RIDICULOUSLY easy to get a hydrogen to make out with two oxygens. They form a natural 3-some, those dirty little liquid...
A further note on Soul Mates & other Weird things…
Soul mates will freak you out. Every. Time.
For those of us that aren’t ready for that, it can be a very disconcerting process, not to mention painful and confusing. A lot of us have grown up believing we aren’t meant to know people on that level, that it’s weird and/or wrong. And when we find the person that seems to get us, or who can feel what we feel on a deep level, sometimes we want to lash...
Randomly
I just found out the show “Maude” launched on the day I was born.
Check it out here: Maude
When I saw the city where it was set, I laughed my fool head off.
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Can we call today Giddyday instead of Friday?
Because for some purely ridiculous reason that’s exactly what I am.
Giddy.
I had a lunch date that went really well. Lord have mercy, he’s 10 YEARS younger than me and ridiculously hot. And tall. I don’t normally go for blondes, but…I might have to make an exception. But I’ve decided I’m keeping him in the friend zone until he kisses me silly makes the first...
