You know, when you get right down to it, Smurfs are creepy. They’re blue, they’re only half dressed, they all wear the same outfit and they’ve killed off all the females except one and even the Poppa wants a piece of that.
I work with my trainer again today. I sort of dread it, mostly because I’m in a constant state of sore and I feel like I’m 89 instead of 39. But I drudge on because while the scale is telling me nothing much has changed, my clothes are telling me something else and I can actually FEEL myself getting in better shape. Even as I detest the thigh machine. And the little green ball she...
People want to be liked.
I’m reblogging this because I love the sections that Tara highlighted. She’s right, and this is a great quote, with a lot of insight. The boy is pretty, but he’s also very smart. I think Tara is right in a lot of other respects to this post as well. Just because I am candid with certain aspects of my life doesn’t mean the entire real me is here. Just pieces of her. You...
Oh ya den hey! Eat your heart out den dere,...
I’ve been having a lot of really vivid dreams lately, pity I can’t post them like a you tube video. My favorite part of last night this morning at 4:30 am, was the flutter of little love notes that were sent to me. Answers to questions I had thrown out there, cute poetic little flirtations, promises for things in the future—all swirled around me on little sticky notes like a ton of...
This is your mom.
nickholmes: I can’t stop looking at this.
And so it begins
The woman’s journey of distinguishing the winners … ** “I don’t have any shirtless bathroom pics…” from the losers…. ** “I’m sexy as hell cause I got teeth and a job” . ** Taken from actual profile headlines.
I AM LIVID
I received notice yesterday that my apartment was going to be inspected by a pest control company. I was told I wouldn’t need to be here. What I was NOT told is that they would be checking for bed bugs. I thought it would be a routine bug check, it is the season for bugs to start coming in the house. I didn’t think twice. I didn’t go into my bedroom until after 9pm. When I did,...
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So I joined www.plentyoffish.com today. I’ve been sort of taken aback by all the responses I’m getting. I’ve already had to throw several back. Apparently it’s a catch and release program… I don’t know how well this is going to go. Apparently guys expect you to say something back to them rather than stare blankly at the screen. Imagine that. For someone who is...
Please don’t think I’m being a passive aggressive twat towards anyone in...– From the lovely dreams2remember I love this quote hard-core. I wish more people had the empowerment and courage this lady has.
I'm Going Senile
Out of curiosity I opened the cupboard tonight. It had been a while. Mostly I’ve been eating out of the freezer and eating way too much lettuce. I discovered I had an entire box of these: I have a vague recollection of buying them ages ago. So I guess it’s brownie night…
Sleepless in Minneapolis
I’m tired. And tired of not getting enough sleep. Part of my problem is the vivid dreams I’ve been having. One of them last night could be very easily turned in to a hit horror movie. I’m trying really hard NOT to think about it because it makes me freak out. Even wide-awake with the lights on. Another dream involved my good friend, Beck. If my dream is any indication,...
Pining for the Fjords
Just having a conversation with one of my best friends about the allure of pining for something. It’s so easy to want something. You can build it into something magical and amazing. Truth and reality have nothing to do with it, really—you can make it whatever you want. HAVING that thing might, after all, wreck everything. What if it doesn’t turn out the way we want it to? What if...
Fly away with me...
I’m going back to New York in November. I’m excited. I seem to love it just a little bit more every time I go and it feels like home when I’m there. Even though it’s absolutely NOTHING like Minneapolis, where I’ve lived most of my life. Maybe that’s part of the reason I love it so much. Although, I will admit, I’m normally a suburb girl, but working...