Avoid Smoking Cigarettes
Holy crap! I found the cure, this is it! fakescience:
You’re too afraid to love me, but not strong enough to let me go.
bunnyears replied to your post: Confession Time I agree with alilmacktruck, although I was thinking sex would be a great substitute. :D Oh trust me, if sex were an option I would probably be just FINE. Although, the poor guy would probably be completely worn out. And then, I’d want a cigarette after.
Ok, I have a confession to make and this isn’t easy for me to do. Two and a half years ago I quit smoking and it was going just fine. You would have thought if I was going to pick it up again, it would have been when I was at my breaking point in 2010. But nope. I weathered that just fine. I went to NYC last Nov. and while standing on the sidewalk after a show, a craving hit me so hard my...
I went bowling. Company party. The following things actually happened: 1. I bruised 3 fingers from sticking my fingers in balls. One knuckle still really hurts. 2. I accidentally threw a ball backwards. Ooops. I didn’t hit anybody. 3. I slipped on the floor JUST as I tossed the ball and made a spectacularly hilarious fall. I guess. I didn’t see it, I just felt it. But from the...
El pan es viejo y mohoso
I have a loaf of bread in my fridge that’s been around for a while. Out of curiosity, I picked it up, discovered it wasn’t a brick and decided to do a mold check. Nope. No mold. Huh. The date on the bag says Oct. 26. Apparently the “healthy” Brownberry bread isn’t that healthy if it’s been 3 months and it’s still not moldy. I’m still not eating...
To all my favorite art nerds:
Go to this woman’s tumblr, wait for the load (WORTH IT) and slowly scroll down. You will see, through the images she posts, how the color palettes change and slowly blend from one to the other. It’s gorgeous. http://ohsuzeq.tumblr.com/
He called to apologize. And he canceled his trip. I’m in shock. And I feel guilty. And thankful. An apology doesn’t always make it right. But it makes the heart hurt a lot less.
The Best Defence is a Joke
I’ve always been funny. It was a defense mechanism I developed as a child. The theory being: if you’re making them laugh, they’re less likely to hurt you. Of course, in reality the opposite is more true. People are more likely to hate you, thinking someone like you shouldn’t be popular or well-liked. Even if being popular is an illusion. In person, my humor is a bit more...
I don’t often have disagreements with my father, mostly because I stopped expecting things a long time ago. For the most part we get along, and I love him very much. He does a lot of things for me on a regular basis, like fix my car—for which I’m thankful. And even though he sucks at expressing emotion I know he loves me too. Mostly. See, my dad always wanted a boy. Instead he got two...
New High Grade Telescopes
She totally would. She is, in fact, waiting for you to ask her out. fakescience:
Morning. I wouldn't say it's good.
We went to bed last night well after 2 am. Woke up this morning at seven am by the fire alarm going off in the hotel. I’m starting to wonder if I have some sort of fire alarm curse. I don’t do well when being violently startled awake, and apparently the bitch switch completely flips when it’s the fire alarm. I hate when I turn into my Grandmother Muriel. The evil bitch legacy...