March 2012
Let's Keep Science In Our Schools
fakescience:
@caitinlv replied to your post: White Linen Pants
Dying over the idea of period flying in. NYEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHH, like a dive bomber. Dead.
Look, man, periods can be ninja-like. Especially if you’re not on the pill.
Oh hai.
Or was that Haaaiiiii ya!
White Linen Pants
I wore white linen pants to work today. I like them because they look good, but every single time I wear them I have a low-grade paranoia dialog running in the back of my head…
What if I spill something on them? I’m the kind of girl that spills have a way of finding. Even if they aren’t MY spills. Someone could spill something on the opposite side of the office and it will...
HAPPY MCC2 CRUISAVERSARY!!!!!!
This, all of it. Especially the Unicorn Jizz. And as V said: To everyone who understands all of this, I miss you like Whoa. I still say we schedule our OWN family get together, ChickenHawk or no ChickenHawk dude.
kalimadevi:
300 Hundred years ago when the ocean was invented, me and a bunch of wayward women board a big assed boat covered in glitter and unicorn jizz and had a pretty kick ass...
“If two people love each other, there can be no happy end to it.”
– Ernest Hemingway
He was, of course, referring to my love life.
“Don’t feel stuck.
Don’t put time into negative things.
Don’t associate with...”
– From a wise young man named: tracewilliamcowen
THIS. Just this.
Calm your mind, and remind yourselves of these things every day.
It works. And it gets better. I promise.
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Had a night filled with disturbing dreams. In one I was trying to get away from serial killers in a snow-filled parking lot. Another, I was standing there pretending nothing was happening while the person I was talking to was holding someone’s decapitated head. I then had to assist in the disposal of the corpse only to find it wasn’t the only one. And I was next.
In one of my dreams...
So what are you trying to tell me @Narcissusholmes...
nickholmes:
MONDAY.
“He wouldn’t come to the rehearsal; usually, all these guys are practicing before...”
– Barack Obama on Bob Dylan’s performance at the White House (via letter-box-wind)
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Proof that Bob Dylan is kind of an asshole.
BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEP!!!
Holy crap, I’d forgotten how horrible it is to wake up to that old alarm. By the time I cracked a lid enough to figure out what the hell was going on, I wanted to slam someone’s head through a wall. My phone wakes me up with chimes. It’s way more relaxing and makes me less homicidal. I hate when I’m homicidal first thing in the morning.
Well, I have a busy day ahead of...
My thigh muscle is still sore from the...
#QuotesOutOfContext
