You don’t have to have gone through a one-to-one ratio of the same thing that...
WTF moment #4567
She has a bill in her prosthetic.
When someone asks me to describe my perfect date
whatshouldwecallmemaybe: HAPPY APRIL 25th!!
Every time I think:
“Maybe I should have my lap band tightened.” The next morning I can barely swallow my hot tea. A psycho-sematic way of my body telling me to STFU and STFD (sit the fuck down) I guess. I gained 5 lbs while I was in New York. Too much good food and not enough walking. If you love to eat, NYC is the place to go. Craving Bagels and Lox at 2:30 am? No worries, there’s an...
I want a soul mate who can sit me down, shut me up, tell me ten things I don’t...– Henry Rollins (via not-badforagirl) *sigh* If more men had this attitude I would probably not still be single. Unfortunately, I’ve learned the hard way that a lot of men seem to prefer bimbos with no personalities and are then frustrated about why they aren’t happy.
Jen and I are going shopping in Soho...in the...
Other Random Things:
Victorian Art: I think the Wookiee needs a Victorian Art book. One with art that’s actually impressive. Because while the things he’s posted are nice looking, they’re really only “meh” as far as artistic quality. I have a clip art book with sexier stuff. Victorian is one of my favorite art periods EVER. And I’ll confess it’s giving me that inspirational...
I woke up with curly hair this morning. Not pretty curls. Oh no! Not even uniform curls. I look like I’ve been partially electrocuted. This is not acceptable.
Me: (to a VERY cute cop) Is that a parade over there?
Cop: Nope. Occupy.
Me: Jeezus, still?
Cop: Yeah, we wish they'd just go home already.
Me: Well hey! Throw some feathers and beads in there and it sounds like Mardi Gras
Cop: *eyes my boobs*
Me: I can't flash you, you'll arrest me for indecent exposure
Cop: *grins* Not necessarily
Cop: You have a nice day, Miss.
I fucking love NY.
The Smell of New York
New York has its own special smell. I always forget it until I’m here, smelling it again. It’s not horrible, it’s just NYC. Part subway, part exhaust, part garbage, part harbor, all distinctly NY. You don’t realize you miss it until you’re smelling it again. It’s weird. I’m sitting in a Starbucks, drinking a smoothie while I try to cool off. It’s...
Look out NY
Pretty much all packed except for the stuff I’ll use in the morning. I’ll arrive at JFK around 11am. Are you ready?
New York, New York
Going back this weekend for a long weekend, leaving Friday early morning, coming back on Monday. The other day I actually caught myself about to say I was going home for the weekend. HA! This will be the my first time there where I’m actually staying by myself and pretty much have nothing planned other than dinner with friends a couple of different nights. I’m debating on what I...
Nobody is REALLY this dumb, right?? Jeez.
clientsfromhell: While discussing how to fit an entire production team in an 8.5”x11” photo. Client: Can’t everyone stand in the front for a while? Me: Excuse me? Client: Yeah, I saw that photo effect in a Harry Potter movie once. Isn’t that photoshop? Me: No. That’s magic.