June 2012
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Last Night
I had the weirdest dream. I dreamed I was in New York with my friend Kelly, only in the dream she was almost my height, instead of half a foot shorter, because she was wearing killer heels. :)  She was also wearing one of those swaggy cape/scarf/wrap things in black and had huge, chandelier earrings and Jackie-O styled sunglasses. She looked amazing. We were in NYC in the Chelsea district, going...
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Had a Dream
Last night I had a dream I was goofing around in the forest with my Grizzly Adams-looking friend. He challenged me to a race, and I was totally kicking his ass (something that would never happen in real life) when I stepped in a hole and dislocated my left knee.  Yes, as a matter-of-fact, you CAN feel white-hot pain in a dream.  When I woke up my knee was still aching. It’s been bothering...
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So that Noah guy showed up again.
I just dunno. He seems sort of creepy. There are all these animals following him around in pairs and he keeps going on and on about this “ark” that he built. I told him I needed some space and I’m not sure we should see each other again. In other news… Can you believe it’s STILL raining?? It’s been DAYS and DAYS!! Hope it lets up soon, it’s just killing my social life. Plus you should see how...
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The Humidity Wins
Ok fine. I’m putting on the air. It’s supposed to be 97 tomorrow anyway.  I’ll just go put one of these on…
May 25th
another Walt...
HA!! shewandersinherheadagain: Appeal No. 1648 - WALTER E. GRACE v. US - 27 July, 1967.  ________________________________________________                                                                          IN THE MATTER OF MERCHANT MARINER’S DOCUMENT NO. Z-959075-D3 AND                       ALL OTHER SEAMAN’S DOCUMENTS                                           Issued to:  WALTER E....
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llda97 replied to your photo: Got new glasses today. Hey! Can somebody throw me… I like them! Also, your hair is beautiful! :) What’s the polka dotted thing in the backround?? :) The polka dot thing is my spring coat. :)
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3 Dorks & 2 Classy Broads
From the wedding I went to yesterday. Me, Heather & Brian. 
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Here comes the...
I have a wedding for a good friend of mine today. It’s an outdoor wedding. It’s about 9 am right now and already 80 degrees—unusual for Minnesota this time of year but not unheard of. We’re supposed to have some pretty intense thunderstorms tonight. Originally I had planned on wearing a white/floral linen dress. I think I might have to reconsider…maybe something more...
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Categorizing Mother Nature
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Are you tired of people crashing into your house?
Imagine how these people feel—it’s the fourth time. http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/pa-couple-tired-cars-crashing-home-161937936—abc-news-topstories.html The comments are a must read.
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AC stands for Awesome Contractor
My apartment does not have AC. The apartments above me do, but the first floor apartments do not. Whomever made THAT decision needs to be bitch-slapped into next week, but I digress. I got home from a very lovely mother’s day (my mom is the bomb) only to find my apartment was as hot as the 8th level of hell. Time to install the window unit. I have a REALLY awesome window unit, it’s...
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