All I feel is anxious these days. Constant, nagging, itching, aching anxiety. I think I have a place to live figured out in NY but that hasn’t been finalized. Hopefully soon. Maybe that will relax one worry but it will probably bring others with it. Still no place to work. Still no place to really live. I’ll be leaving my apartment by the end of July, shoving most everything I own...
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
I have a partially written script for a freelance project I’m working on and a partially done portfolio PDF but I’m nervous and can’t concentrate today. I may have a lead on an apartment/roommate in NYC and it would really be perfect if it works out. Plus, I just realized a good friend of mine lives only a few blocks down the street from there. My current building management,...
Or you start crying and no one gets it. Read a book, people! six-squared: Turn that frown upside down theepichumor: That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
The fuck ?? isitsafe: gruesomebeast: BET AWARDS 2012 TRAILER XD Sammy Minaj.
I woke up this morning
with a headache and a resolve. I’m going to do this. I’m going to stop being a talker and start being a doer. I’m moving to NYC. For the record, it’s making my stomach dance around like an idiot over hot coals and I’m sweating a little. I’m not exactly certain how I’m going to pull it off. I always told myself I wouldn’t move out there unless I had...
My Tumblr Timeline
Is seriously cracking me up. Ladies. Thank you. I’m going back to hide under my mountain in the Valley of Dea…er Pair a Dice.
Reblog if you're a celebrity and you are just...
caitinlv: Im not trolling. Everybody already knows. (Everybody who matters, that is.) I’m actually John Mayer. Shh.
when we've reached the point where we're just...
He put his thumb where? *dead* bunnyears: This is almost as good as Porn for the Blind. oldbeforeourtime: Fifty Shades of Grey narrated by Gilbert Gottfried Oh my God. I can’t breathe. Stop it!
I lost my job this morning.
Another casualty of corporate mergers and restructuring. It sounds sort of cold to say it that way. It wasn’t like that at all. I really loved the company I worked for, and I know they really love(d) me right back. The HR department in NYC has offered to help find me another job, perhaps within the same company at another location. We’ll see. I’m hopeful, but not holding my...
I'm just tryin' ta
concentrate on breathing, hopefully not through my mouth. Oh and to not sneeze. Or cough. Or have to pee every 20 damn minutes. It would also perhaps be nice to be able to stand or sit with out the shot-equilibrium-list. (I lean to the left in case you were curious.) On the upside, I weigh less right now than I did this morning. Even after eating dinner and being fully dressed.
You know you're corrupt when...
Your very young cousin posts this on her Facebook status, “Need something salty to make my thoat feel better… hmmm” and the only comments popping into your head all have to do with semen.
How you know you're sick
Wake up from a nap—think you’re late for work. Fly out of bed, throw on shoes, grab the purse and the keys and run out of the building. Realize you really weren’t late for work and it’s actually Friday afternoon. Notice you aren’t wearing pants. Wake up with a twitch and realize it was all just a dream.
donnafirsty replied to your post: Witnessed Before 7:30 AM Funniest fucking post I’ve ever seen on Tumblr!!! Girl. You need to follow some funnier people. HA!
Witnessed Before 7:30 AM
Several funny ecards A dozen or so really cool vintage photos A set of (ridiculously HOT) male stripper gifs from Magic Mike Sorry, still stuck on #3 for a minute 6 animated gifs of two men kissing. Strangely exciting. An MGM-lion-roaring Robert Downy, jr. Sound-barrier breaking photos of F-16s Too many watches I love & can’t afford Thinking about #3 again 8 pictures of...
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