Yesterday a friend stumbled across a photo of a (actually rather tasteful) nude. The woman looked so much like me, she did a double take and then messaged me. I had her email it to me and I did my OWN double take.
I’ve tried doing some research but I’ve been unable (so far) to find out who she is. Which is a pity, I’d love to talk to her.
Last night I sent it to this guy I’ve been sort-of dating and then spent the next 5 minutes convincing him over text that it really ISN’T me. Which then turned into an impromptu dinner date. ha!
Anyway. That’s how my Friday ended up being interesting.
But I really REALLY suck at taking care of plants for some reason. I swear I follow the directions, and yet they still get sickly on me. I really don’t want to inflict that on some poor, innocent little plant and yet…I really want plants for my apartment.
Like a big ficus in the living room.
I find that most people worth knowing are fucked up in some way or another. — Jonathan Tropper (via wethinkwedream)
(Source: 366quotes, via llda97)
Sweet perfection has finally been reached.
Hey look: I found a GIF of the inside of @vanessa_rose’s head.
A friend of mine is in a contest to be @JoshGroban’s biggest fan. She’s currently #5.
Would you click on this link and click the vote button?
You don’t have to sign up for anything, give your email, your first born or be punched in the face with Spam. It’ll take 5 seconds, really. And Jeannie is one of the most amazing women I know. Generous, loving, open, whip-smart and effing hilarious. She’s one of the top reason’s I fell so in love with New York.
Thanks in advance. :)
Saw a Maybach today. Mercedes Benz’ take on a Rolls Royce/Bentley rival. Pity the brand went under.
I narrowly escaped an encounter with a Decepticon disguised as a Honda Pilot today.