Earlier Tonight…
I went bowling. Company party. The following things actually happened:
1. I bruised 3 fingers from sticking my fingers in balls. One knuckle still really hurts.
2. I accidentally threw a ball backwards. Ooops. I didn’t hit anybody.
3. I slipped on the floor JUST as I tossed the ball and made a spectacularly hilarious fall. I guess. I didn’t see it, I just felt it. But from the hooting, hollering, clapping, laughing and “WAY TO GO” calls, it must have been fantastic.
4. The girl who got 500 GB (half a terabyte) of music for Christmas (ME) got a $50 itunes card as a prize. (how long are those good for?)
5. Someone on the development team MAY have gotten video and/or film evidence of some of my bowling skillz. I will be paying his blackmail later.
6. I apear to have strained two ribs and a groin muscle.
7. I beat a guy at the punching bag game 5 times out of 6, and one of my scores was over 700 points (900 is the max).
8. This may explain the rib thing.
9. I do NOT hit like a girl.
10. After sitting in this chair for 20 minutes and then trying to stand up I nearly fell on my face. My achilles and/or heel spur was NOT a fan of tonights activities. I’m currently using my Gran’s old cane to hobble around.
Apparently I’m a 90 year old lady. Where’s my advil?
HEY! YOU KIDS GET OFFA MY LAWN! *shakes cane*
