Click the link and read the freaking article. I laughed so hard I snorted. More than once, the guy is a brilliant writer.
You must especially read this article if you are and/or know any preppy dipshits who brag about their SAT scores well into adulthood.
I took the SAT a grand total of one time when I was in dipshit prep school. This was 1993. Like any other kid, I wanted to do well on the test, primarily so that I would NEVER have to take it again, but also because kids at my school were real dicks about their SAT scores.