I’m totally buying this cottage. Wait, I’m sorry it’s HOW MUCH?? Alright then, I’m totally getting breast implants, finding a really rich old dude, giving him a fatal heart attack with the best sex he’s ever had in his life (hey, he deserves to die with a smile on his face), inheriting all of his money and THEN I’m totally buying this cottage. … Ok, ok FINE. I’ll print it out and stick it on my cork board and fantasize about luring small children into it and stuffing them in the oven. Especially those Hansel & Gretel kids. Uppity jerks. bluepueblo: Forest Cottage, Germany photo via birgit

I’m totally buying this cottage.

Wait, I’m sorry it’s HOW MUCH??

Alright then, I’m totally getting breast implants, finding a really rich old dude, giving him a fatal heart attack with the best sex he’s ever had in his life (hey, he deserves to die with a smile on his face), inheriting all of his money and THEN I’m totally buying this cottage.

…

Ok, ok FINE. I’ll print it out and stick it on my cork board and fantasize about luring small children into it and stuffing them in the oven. Especially those Hansel & Gretel kids. Uppity jerks.

bluepueblo:

Forest Cottage, Germany

photo via birgit

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