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Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a …...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:26:39 -0500

Here comes the rain again, falling on my head like a … wall of water?

My most ambitious project yet: stain and assemble a table and 4...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:35:20 -0500

My most ambitious project yet: stain and assemble a table and 4 chairs.

Do you really feel that’s a successful business name?...

Sat, 25 May 2013 12:32:44 -0500

Do you really feel that’s a successful business name? Really?

Naked

Sat, 25 May 2013 07:21:29 -0500

Yesterday a friend stumbled across a photo of a (actually rather tasteful) nude. The woman looked so much like me, she did a double take and then messaged me. I had her email it to me and I did my OWN double take.

I’ve tried doing some research but I’ve been unable (so far) to find out who she is. Which is a pity, I’d love to talk to her.

Last night I sent it to this guy I’ve been sort-of dating and then spent the next 5 minutes convincing him over text that it really ISN’T me. Which then turned into an impromptu dinner date. ha!

Anyway. That’s how my Friday ended up being interesting.

I want plants for my apartment

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:13:06 -0500

But I really REALLY suck at taking care of plants for some reason. I swear I follow the directions, and yet they still get sickly on me. I really don’t want to inflict that on some poor, innocent little plant and yet…I really want plants for my apartment.

Like a big ficus in the living room.

"I find that most people worth knowing are fucked up in some way or another."

Fri, 24 May 2013 07:07:22 -0500

“I find that most people worth knowing are fucked up in some way or another.”

- Jonathan Tropper (via wethinkwedream)

jimwolf: Here is the “Door’s Open” (feat. Meghann Wright) music...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:50:14 -0500

jimwolf:

Here is the “Door’s Open” (feat. Meghann Wright) music video which was produced and directed by Mike Falzone. Please share this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrHy110JjAc

We shot this video 6 weeks ago, and after had the best hang of my life. I split a 1/5 of Jameson and a pint of Jack at my new house and got to catch up with the people I don’t get to spend much time with these days. I had the chance to see Grayson one more time. We passed around whiskey and the guitar - we shared songs old and new. Grayson was such a good friend, at the drop of a hat he came down to be in the background of this video. I am glad I put him on the spot and made him perform some of his songs that day. He christened that house.

This video is dedicated to the loving memory of Grayson Minney. I love you, and had the great honor of being your close friend. Thank you for taking part of this. This song is forever in your memory.

Featuring:

Jim Wolf - Vocals & Guitar
Meghann Wright - Vocals
Grayson Minney - Keys
Josh J Perry - Drums
Keith Stack - Accordion

Thank you for taking the time out to view and share this video,

I just died from cuteness overload. aipoms: A baby tiger being...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:45:58 -0500

I just died from cuteness overload.

aipoms:

A baby tiger being taken care of and washed up.

Sweet perfection has finally been reached. caitinlv: Hey look:...

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:42:50 -0500

Sweet perfection has finally been reached.

caitinlv:

Hey look: I found a GIF of the inside of @vanessa_rose’s head.

loveaffairwitheverywhere: thegoddamazon: death-or-exile: WOW...

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:20:21 -0500

loveaffairwitheverywhere:

thegoddamazon:

death-or-exile:

WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES

FUCKING AMAZING

Ohhh my god.

I need a favor.

Thu, 23 May 2013 07:15:41 -0500

A friend of mine is in a contest to be @JoshGroban’s biggest fan. She’s currently #5.

Would you click on this link and click the vote button?

You don’t have to sign up for anything, give your email, your first born or be punched in the face with Spam. It’ll take 5 seconds, really. And Jeannie is one of the most amazing women I know. Generous, loving, open, whip-smart and effing hilarious. She’s one of the top reason’s I fell so in love with New York.

Thanks in advance. :)

http://www.1067litefm.com/c/?1u&1369094153

Saw a Maybach today. Mercedes Benz’ take on a Rolls...

Wed, 22 May 2013 21:12:06 -0500

Saw a Maybach today. Mercedes Benz’ take on a Rolls Royce/Bentley rival. Pity the brand went under.

I narrowly escaped an encounter with a Decepticon disguised as a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:08:42 -0500

I narrowly escaped an encounter with a Decepticon disguised as a Honda Pilot today.

I just bought MySpace.

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:29:49 -0500

isitsafe:

Fifty bucks.

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane!...

Mon, 20 May 2013 18:20:55 -0500

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s…Su…wait. Is that a blimp?

Yep. That’s a toilet plunger with feathers sitting in a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 14:22:05 -0500

Yep. That’s a toilet plunger with feathers sitting in a little garden. Did I mention my office is in the middle if an artist community? Maybe this is “art” or something.

I get some sort of sadistic enjoyment out if watching people...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:54:04 -0500

I get some sort of sadistic enjoyment out if watching people shoehorn their SUVs into compact car spots. This chick wins an award for not only doing it but for only needing two tries. I’m impressed.

Project 4: put together little shelves. Make note to order more...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:30:06 -0500

Project 4: put together little shelves. Make note to order more from Ikea.

Project 3: properly hanging curtain rods, pressing new sheers...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:09:44 -0500

Project 3: properly hanging curtain rods, pressing new sheers and putting it all back together without falling off the step stool. Complete.

Project 2: hang knife rack. Complete. And why the %#£¥...

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:13:06 -0500

Project 2: hang knife rack. Complete. And why the %#£¥ didn’t they include the screws? Good thing I had extra! :)